Become the master of car parkour! Tails Noir: Rebel Rush is a speedrunning precision platformer where you speed through a flooded vision of Vancouver, jumping on buildings, inventing crazy shortcuts, in an effort to become the fastest driver in the city!

Step 1: Burn rubber

Push the pedal to the metal, hit those green boost panels and dash through the air with the whooshing sound! Complete the main path and immediately learn that the game has just begun!

Step 2: Invent shortcuts

Study the layouts of the twisted levels and figure out how to complete them faster! Find the hearts that will guide you to secrets and hidden paths, and invent your own crazy shortcuts to beat the global leaderboard (and your friends!!!)

Step 3: Fail better

Master the chaos that surrounds you! Fall off the road because of one stupid mistake, scream elegantly, and get back on track like nothing happened!

Step 4: Break Stuff

Remember: walls are for those who can be stopped by them. So go ahead, break some stuff, pave new roads, and have fun causing chaos in a world full of cops!

And… The Chandelier!!

Did you know that there is a Chandelier in Vancouver that costs $4.8 MILLION dollars? And apparently it’s a piece of “public art” that just spins slowly in purple lights? Imagine how much better the world could have been if that money had been put towards– Ah, just break it already!